The fact that you feel good about it makes me so happy, Dad. And if you call her in the middle of the night, you know it's me who will have to deal with sleepy!Daria. You know she's likely to raise the old ones just to spite you!

I know this probably isn't how you expected to become a grandpa, but it's okay, right? It isn't exactly how I expected to become a dad either, but I really love it. I love my little family. It feels so right when we're together and when I'm away from them I miss them.

I don't know how she'll react either though. I'm terrified she'll panic and lock me in a basement somewhere. Dad, if I disappear, will you look in her basement?