Friends Only - Filtered away from Andy

Oh, for fuck's sake. I decided I was being a prig about not writing to my mother who totally left us here so I wrote her a letter telling her what I've been up to. I talked about the charity drive because I'm really proud of that and then I sent her a photo someone took of the run I did because I thought it was funny. It wasn't gross or anything, the cape and the sock covered anything she might shriek and get the vapours at. And she called me today and gave me an hour-long lecture about how I shouldn't have used my body as incentive and that I should respect myself more.

So what, I'm a prostitute now? Come off it, Mum. And she spent anothr twenty minutes 'expressing concern' that I was dating a woman with children.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

I know I'm acting like a child, but I was just treated like one. I really hate that she feels she has the right to lecture me at all. Newsflash, woman. You left. That is the end of the story. Get your nose the fuck out of my business.